1. boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line.
  2. huskdawgzilla:

superwholockgarfield:

because-donuts:

rokkstar:

Printing this and hanging it up in the laundry room ☺

tumblr has taught me more about real life than real life ever has

did i just learn a second language

I’ve been waiting for this for ages.
  3. lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE
  4. tastefullyoffensive:

Whale Balloons[williammcdonald]
  5. somethingwithrainandbows:

This is funnier than it should be.
  6. lastofthetimeladies:

    colinfirth:

    buttpower:

    you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four

    #friendship has no place at the uno table

    #i swear uno doesn’t seem intense and then you play it #and it’s the most intense thing you have ever played

    (Source: thcure, via rrrunningfromlions)

  7. endlessyuji:

    fucknosocialjusticewarriors:

    videoisvideo:

    I think I found a gif that represents the social justice system on tumblr perfectly.

    image

    someone do me a favor

    put anon faces over all the panther heads to make it even more hilarious

    whoops 

    image

    (via simplybex)

  8. thefrogman:

By Amanda Conrad [tumblr] for the Shoebox Blog
  9. andrewbreitel:

ArrREST m eE OFFICeR!!!!!!!
  10. 
coffee first, coherent dialogue after
  11. 
Always reblog. Charlotte ain’t NEVER lied. 
  12. I can go from cute to a pervert in exactly 0.2 seconds.

    (Source: suzyxcmi, via simplybex)