1. thehumanbutt:

stop-fallen-angel:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!
  2. this actually sounds really good…
  3. promiscuous-petal:

    enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

    (via hungerforkissing)

  4. thecatantichristishere:

    rabbitrecycle:

    donaldkaneda:

    owo:

    punkmonksteven:

    lalatula:

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    *does the anime character with glasses thing*

    Does that really work though?

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    What…?

    that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

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    ok here goes

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    NO

    Okay, there’s no way that works.

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    Let me try this out.

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    I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.

    imageGuss i’ll give it a shot

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    ABORT ABORT

    yeah right, like that really happens

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    hmmm….

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    maybe I should try-

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    HOLY SHIT

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    WHAT THE FU 

    (Source: abosl, via dutchster)

  5. gilamonster:

The tiniest three year old with the pinkest tongue  (at Esther Social Club)
  6. Friend/Family Member: So, I wanna lose weight.

    Me: *slams down binder of fitness/weight loss facts and charts* I CAN TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW EVER ABOUT ANYTHING

  7. thefrogman:

keepmywhiskeyneat:

pickkled-ginger:
it looks like a judgmental shoelace. 
"hiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss shirt looks stupid"

Vine Snake by Raj Dhage-Wai [500px]
  8. budweiner:

    When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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    (via dutchster)

  9. discare:

    Do you ever just wish you could unmeet someone? like maybe they were great up first, or even for awhile. But then they cause you so much pain and sadness that it wasn’t even worth the good times. So now they’re just stuck in your life, in your fuckin thoughts. You want them out but nope, forever they’ll be part of you.

    or people that you used to be friend with that you thought were really cool and had a lot of good times but then they slowly but surely revealed what a shitty person they are and now, even though they are OUT of your life, you just wish you could remove their stain and completely erase their very existence. Go back to ignorance being bliss. never met them, dont know who they are, dont care. 

    (via dutchster)

  10. errrinvia:

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